If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
