was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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