i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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