whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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