he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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