Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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