Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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