just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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