i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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