he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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