Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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