she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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