I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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