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Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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