He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Randomize
