I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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