Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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