I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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