their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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