Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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