You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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