Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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