Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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