youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
But break dance skills will only take you so far
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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