If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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