I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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