So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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