handjob tips. give me some.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Im part way to drunk.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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