I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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