So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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