question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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