You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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