i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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