Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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