We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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