She is in my trunk
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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