That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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