oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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