um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
