who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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