Don't you send me to vm
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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