Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
ttyl tear gas
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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