That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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