Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's shark week go big or go home
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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