Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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