How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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