are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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