Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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