Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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