Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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