I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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