literally had 100 drinks last night.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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